We can never get tired of some good jokes. The ones below will certainly put a smile on your face.
A married couple are attending a high school reunion.
There is a gorgeous drunken lady over the bar swinging one glass of drink after another and the man can’t stop staring at her.
“Do you know that woman?” the wife asked.
“Yes,” the husband replied.
“That’s my ex-girlfriend. She started drinking right after we broke up and hasn’t been sober since.”
“Good lord,” the wife replied. “Who knew it was possible to celebrate for that long?”
Here are some more jokes for you: The Language of Bees Why did the bee enroll in a language class?
Because it wanted to learn the buzzwords and have more meaningful hive conversations! Quantum Barbecue So, Schrödinger, Heisenberg, and Einstein walk into a barbecue.
Schrödinger brings a cat in a box, Heisenberg forgets the sausages’ momentum, and Einstein just keeps relativity raining on everyone’s parade.
Zen Garden Gnomes Why did the Zen garden gnomes start a meditation group?
Because they wanted to find their inner gnome and achieve gnome-enlightenment in the most gnome-vasive way possible!
