A priest and a nun are going golfing…
The priest goes to the first hole, swings his golf club, hits the ball… and it just barely misses the hole.“God d*mmit, I missed!” the priest says in anger, throwing his club on the ground. “If you keep saying that, the Lord is gonna strike you down” the nun warns, shaking her finger.
The priest exhales, picks up his golf club, and hits the golf ball again. And again, it just barely misses the hole, rolling off into the grass. The priest stomps his foot in anger and shouts “God d*mmit I missed!” The nun shakes her head. “If you keep saying that the Lord is gonna strike you down!” she warns again.
The priest moves over to the golf ball one more time, swings his club, and the ball goes so tantalizingly close to the hole… before stopping just outside. “God d*mmit, I missed!” the priest yelled one last time.
A bolt of lightning flashed in the sky and soared down, striking the nun and killing her instantly. The priest looks up in shock, fear, and awe as a deep voice booms from the heavens.
“GOD D*MMIT, I MISSED!”
