A husband was walking behind his wife when he decided to make a cheeky comment.
“Honey,” he said, “your backside is getting so big, it looks like an old washing machine!”
His wife didn’t say a word.
She simply kept walking.
Later that night, the husband got romantic and started making his move.
His wife looked at him calmly and said,
“Sorry, darling…”
“I’m not starting the old washing machine for such a tiny load.”
The husband froze.
She smiled and added,
“You’re going to have to do this one by hand.”
Suddenly, that washing machine didn’t seem so funny anymore.
