One Sentence Ended the Debate Instantly 😂
A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor’s expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor’s additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost. After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke,
– “Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us.”
Silence fell over the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice,
– “Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.”
The entire congregation shouted,
– “AMEN!!”
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A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
“Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said: “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a br0thel, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar things.”
The woman thought about this but decided she wanted the bird anyway.
She took it home, hung its cage in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said: “New house, new madam.”
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought: “that’s not so bad.”
When her two teenage daughters returned from school. The bird saw them and said, “New house, new madam, new girls.”
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman’s husband came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said: “New house, new madam, new girls – old clients!”
