A married couple woke up one morning, and while still lying in bed, the wife turned to her husband with a sweet smile. “Honey, I think you should skip work today. In fact, you should pack a suitcase and go stay with a friend for a few days.”
The husband was absolutely thrilled. He jumped out of bed, got dressed in a flash, and immediately started tossing clothes into a bag.
While zipping his suitcase, curiosity finally got the better of him. “Wow, thank you, sweetie! But what made you suddenly realize I needed a break?”
The wife looked at him coldly and replied, “Because you were dreaming about work all night long.”
“Really?” the husband asked, confused. “How could you tell I was dreaming about work?”
“Because every two minutes, you kept screaming your secretary’s name!”
