“Men will understand this immediately…”
A man walked into a clothing store after 10 years of marriage, wanted to surprise his wife with a dress.
“What size is she?” the clerk asked.
“I’m not sure,” he admitted.
“Give me something to compare.”
He said, “Well… when she stands in front of our 40-inch TV…”
The clerk nodded.
“…I can’t see the screen anymore.”
“Got it,” the clerk said, reaching for a larger size.
The man quickly added:
“No, no… not because she blocks it.”
Pause.
“…because she turns it off and asks why I’m still watching TV instead of talking to her.”
👉 Marriage changes your priorities… whether you like it or not. 😏
