Little Tony was 9 years old and staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He had been playing outside with the other kids when he came into the house and asked her:
“Grandma, what’s it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth.
“It’s called s*x*al int*rc*urse, darling.”
Little Tony said, “Oh, OK,” and went back outside to play with the other kids.
A few minutes later, he came back in and said angrily,
“Grandma, it isn’t called s*x*al int*rc*urse. It’s called bunk beds. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.”
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Nuns are painting the chapel on a hot summer day.
A group of nuns were spending the day repainting the old chapel during the middle of a brutal summer heatwave.
The church air conditioning had broken down the night before, and with temperatures soaring, the sisters were absolutely miserable.
By noon, sweat was pouring off everyone.
Finally, Sister Mary sighed and said,
“Ladies… we’ve all devoted our lives to God together. The doors are locked, nobody’s coming by, and if we don’t cool off soon we may pass out.”
After a moment of hesitant agreement, the nuns decided to remove their heavy gowns while they continued painting.
Soon the sisters were happily working away, laughing, painting walls, and finally enjoying a little relief from the unbearable heat.
Then suddenly—
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK.*
Every nun froze.
Sister Mary carefully walked toward the door and nervously asked,
“Who is it?”
A man’s voice answered from outside:
“It’s the blind man!”
The sisters all looked at each other.
“Well,” one nun whispered, “if he’s blind, it shouldn’t matter.”
Relieved, they unlocked the door and let him inside before quickly locking it again.
The man stepped into the chapel carrying several boxes and tools.
He paused for a second… slowly looked around the room… then grinned.
“Nice t*ts, sisters.”
The room went completely silent.
Then the man asked:
“So… where do you want the blinds installed?”
