A nun climbed into a taxi and noticed the handsome driver staring at her in the rearview mirror.
“Is something wrong, my son?” she asked.
The driver blushed. “I’ve always had a secret fantasy of being kissed by a nun.”
The nun smiled. “I can grant that wish, but only on two conditions: you must be single, and you must be Catholic.”
“I am both!” the driver lied excitedly.
She leaned forward and gave him a long, incredibly passionate kiss. As they pulled away, the driver suddenly burst into tears.
“Why are you crying?” the nun asked gently.
“I lied to you,” the driver sobbed. “I’m actually married, and I’m Jewish!”
The nun patted his shoulder and replied, “That’s okay. My name is Kevin, and I’m on my way to a costume party.”
