Wife Buys a Parrot With a Shady Past — What It Said to Her Husband Was Priceless!
A woman went to a pet shop and spotted a large, beautiful parrot with a sign on its cage that said “$50.”
“Why so cheap?” she asked.
The shop owner replied, “Well… this parrot used to live in a place where the conversations weren’t exactly family-friendly. Sometimes it says things it probably shouldn’t.”
The woman laughed and decided to buy it anyway. She brought it home, set up the cage in the living room, and waited to see what it would say.
The parrot looked around and said, “New house, new lady.”
Amused, she thought, “That’s not too bad.”
A little later, her two teenage daughters came home.
The parrot looked at them and said, “New house, new lady, new girls.”
They all laughed.
Then, her husband Keith walked in from work.
The parrot took one look at him and said, “Hi, Keith!” 😳🦜
