
A woman was catching up with her friend over coffee. “I felt like my body was getting totally out of shape,” she confided, “so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and finally start exercising.”
Her friend nodded approvingly as she continued, “I decided to sign up for an aerobics class for seniors. Let me tell you, I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired heavily for an entire hour.”
“Wow, that sounds intense!” her friend exclaimed. “How did you feel afterward?”
The woman sighed heavily and replied,
“Exhausted. And the worst part is, by the time I finally finished struggling to get my tight leotards on, the class was already over.”















