Three Little Bats Went Out to Prove Themselves
A bat teaches his three children how to su-ck bl0-0d…
After teaching them, he orders them away to test their abilities
The first of the children return, filled with bl0-0d on his mouth, and says
“Dad, do you see that cow?”
“Yes, I do son”
“So, I sucked it’s bl0-0d”, the first one replies
The second one comes later, with even more bl0-0d on his face, and says
“Dad, do you see that horse?”, he asks
“Yes, I do, son”
“So, I sucked its bl0-0d”
Finally, the third one returns, with even more bl00d on his face, and says,
“Dad, do you see that wall?”
“Yes, I do, son”, replies the father
“I didn’t”
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A Father’s Last Request
A husband and wife have four sons. The oldest three are tall with red hair and light skin while the youngest son is short with black hair and dark eyes.
The father was on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me: Is our youngest son my child?”
The wife replied, “I swear on everything that’s holy that he is your son.”
With that, the husband passed away. The wife muttered, “Thank God he didn’t ask about the other three.”
