There was a young gentleman on business trip in France who decided to stop by a local bar after a long busy day.
Not long after he took his seat at the bar, a beautiful young French lady came and sat next to him.
She Spoke no English and he spoke no French, but nonetheless, some flirtation began.
He soon bought her a drink while they did their best to communicate.
After just a few minutes the young lady took out a pen and a piece of paper and drew a picture of a bed on it and handed it to the man..
And d*mmit, to this day, he still cannot figure how she knew that he was in the furniture business!!
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An old woman was walking her dog one evening
when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off.
A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes,
The old woman smiles and tells the couple that
Its really no big deal, she carries her old purse to put her dog’s poop in it until she gets home to dispose of it…
Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse.
Bonus joke
A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.
“Where are you going?” demands the surprised husband.
“To Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!”
The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.
“What do you think you are doing?” she screamed.
“I’m going to Las Vegas with you… I want to see how you’re going to live on $1,000 a year!”
