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The Ultimate Decade-Long Diamond Promise

A wife dragged her husband out into the chaotic crowds on Black Friday to hit all the major sales. Midway through a massive shopping mall, she turned around and noticed her husband had completely vanished.

Annoyed by the delay, she snapped out her phone and called him. “Where on earth are you?” she demanded. “You know we have a dozen more stores to hit before they sell out!”

There was a brief pause on the other end, and then the husband spoke in a quiet, nostalgic voice. “Honey, do you remember that luxury jewelry store we went into about ten years ago? The one where you fell completely in love with that beautiful diamond necklace?”

The wife’s anger instantly evaporated. A tear welled up in her eye, and her throat got completely choked up. “Yes,” she whispered softly. “I remember that shop.”

“And do you remember how I couldn’t afford it at the time,” the husband continued, “but I looked you in the eyes and promised that one day, I would make it yours?”

“Yes, my love, I remember!” she sobbed happily, overwhelmed by the romance of the moment.

The husband replied, “Great. Well, I’m having a few beers at the pub right next door to it.”