A man was browsing the morning classifieds when a bizarre advertisement caught his eye: Brand New Porsche for Sale – Only $500! Assuming it was either a typo or a cruel joke, but figuring it was worth a shot, he drove straight over to the address listed.
An elegant woman greeted him at the door and led him into the garage. To his absolute astonishment, there sat a pristine, flawlessly polished, top-of-the-line Porsche.
“Wow,” the man gasped, rubbing his eyes. “Can I take it for a quick test drive?”
“Be my guest,” the lady smiled.
Expecting the engine to explode or fall apart, the man was shocked to find that the car handled perfectly, driving like an absolute dream. When he returned to the driveway, he eagerly whipped out five hundred dollars in cash but hesitated out of pure curiosity. “Look, ma’am, I am thrilled to buy this, but I have to ask… why on earth are you selling an expensive luxury sports car for practically pennies?”
The lady grinned wickedly, pocketed the cash, and replied:
“Well, my husband just ran off to a tropical island with his twenty-two-year-old secretary. He text-messaged me yesterday saying: ‘You can keep the house and the furniture, darling. Just sell my Porsche and wire the money directly to my new account.'”
