Late one evening, two priests headed to the communal showers after a long day.
They undressed, stepped inside…
…and immediately realized they’d forgotten the soap.
“Stay here,” Father Johnny said. “I’ve got two bars back in my room.”
Not wanting to bother getting dressed again, he hurried down the hallway exactly as he was.
Halfway back, he spotted three nuns walking toward him.
With nowhere to hide, he did the only thing he could think of.
He pressed himself flat against the wall…
Held perfectly still…
And pretended to be a marble statue.
The three nuns slowed down.
One of them tilted her head.
“Goodness… that statue looks incredibly lifelike!”
Curious, the first nun reached out and gave it a little tug.
Startled, Father Johnny accidentally dropped one of the bars of soap.
The nun gasped.
“Oh my… it’s a soap dispenser!”
The second nun laughed.
“Let me see!”
She gave it a tug as well…
Plop!
The second bar of soap hit the floor.
“Amazing! It really is a soap dispenser!”
Now the third nun couldn’t resist.
She gave it one tug.
Nothing.
Another tug.
Still nothing.
Then several more…
Suddenly she looked up and shouted,
“Praise the Lord!”
“This one’s dispensing hand lotion too!” 😂
