The Most Unexpected Specialist
A man was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & d*sch*rged, sh**ting him in the g*n*tals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor.
“Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK.
The damage was local to your gr*in, there was very little internal d*m*ge, & we were able to remove all of the b*cksh*t.”
“What’s the bad news?” asked the hunter. “The bad news is that there was some pr*tty extensive b*cksh*t d*m*ge done to your P*n*s which left quite a few holes in it. I’m going to have to refer you to my sister.”
“Well, I guess that isn’t too bad,” the hunter replied.
“Is your sister a plastic surgeon?”
“Not exactly answered the doctor………
“She’s a flute player in the Boston Symphony Orchestra.
She’s going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don’t p*ss in your eye
