A guy walked into a quiet library and noticed an empty seat next to a young woman.
He politely asked,
“Excuse me, do you mind if I take this seat?”
Suddenly, the woman jumped up and shouted at the top of her lungs,
“I’M NOT SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
The entire library went silent.
Every student turned around and stared at the poor guy.
He was absolutely mortified.
Without saying another word, he grabbed his books and sat down at another table.
A few minutes later, the woman walked over, sat beside him, and whispered with a smug smile,
“I study psychology. I know exactly how to get inside someone’s head.”
“You felt pretty embarrassed just now, didn’t you?”
The guy smiled.
Then, in an equally loud voice, he shouted,
“$200 FOR ONE NIGHT?! THAT’S INSANE! NO WAY!”
The entire library froze again.
Now everyone was staring at the woman.
She turned bright red as people began whispering and giving her suspicious looks.
The guy leaned toward her and quietly whispered,
“I study law.”
“I know exactly how to turn the tables and make someone look guilty.”
She stared at him in disbelief.
For once, the psychology student had no comeback.
