A lawyer opened the door of his brand-new BMW when a passing car clipped it, tearing the door clean off.
Furious, he called the police.
When the officer arrived, the lawyer shouted,
“Look what they did to my beautiful BMW! It’s ruined!”
The officer stared at him and said,
“Sir, I can’t believe how materialistic you are. You’re so focused on your car that you haven’t even noticed your left arm was ripped off!”
The lawyer looked down in horror…
Then screamed,
“Oh no… where’s my Rolex?!” 😂
