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The Insurance Question Nobody Expected 😳💀

The Insurance Question Nobody Expected 😳💀
An elderly woman brings her husband to an international insurance company to sign a massive life insurance policy worth 5 million dollars on him.
The young insurance agent enthusiastically explains the terms:
“Ma’am, this policy is fantastic for you. If your husband happens to p*ss aw*y due to an accident, an illness, or any unexpected event, you will instantly receive 5 million dollars in cash, with zero extra fees. What do you think?”
The old woman ponders for a moment, flips through the contract, looks the agent dead in the eye with a completely serious expression, and asks:
“The policy sounds perfect. But I have one quick question… Does your company offer a full-service package to stage and arrange the accident for us? Or do I have to go home and figure out how to do it myself?”
The agent and the husband freeze instantly, breaking into a cold sweat.
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The Nun Stayed WAY Too Calm At The Doctor’s Office 

A young nun goes to the clinic for her routine annual physical. The physician on duty is a young doctor known for being a bit of a prankster. Seeing the nun look so serious and solemn, he decides to play a little joke on her.

After a few routine questions, the doctor looks grave and says, “Sister, I don’t know how to tell you this… but your initial test results show that you are two months pregnant.”

The nun doesn’t gasp, panic, or cry. She simply sits there calmly, closes her notebook, packs her purse, and stands up to leave. Shocked by her lack of reaction, the doctor quickly calls out:

“Wait, Sister! Aren’t you shocked or terrified? Don’t you want to say anything?”

The nun turns around, looks him dead in the eye, and gently says:

“Oh, I’m not scared. I’m just thinking about the convent’s maintenance man. He always told us that the grease he used on the altar candles was top quality. Turns out, he lied.”