Why You Should Never Ask a Blonde to Be Your Co-Pilot
A blonde and a brunette were taking a road trip together. Knowing her friend’s driving habits, the brunette turned to the blonde in the passenger seat and said, “Keep a sharp eye out for cops, okay? Especially the ones with their emergency lights flashing.”
They cruised down the highway for a while until they hit a busy stretch of road. Nervous, the brunette asked, “Hey, have you spotted any cops yet?”
“Yep, there’s one right behind us,” the blonde replied calmly.
The brunette panicked. “Oh no! Are his lights flashing?!”
The blonde leaned out the window, stared at the police car for a moment, and reported back:
“Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No…”
