A little boy was riding the bus, happily enjoying a chocolate bar.
A few minutes later…
He unwrapped a second one.
Then a third.
The man sitting beside him couldn’t help but speak up.
“Son, you know eating that much chocolate isn’t good for you.”
“It can ruin your teeth.”
The little boy looked up, smiled, and calmly replied,
“My grandfather lived to be 132 years old.”
The man raised an eyebrow.
“Really? Was that because he ate lots of chocolate?”
The boy grinned, took another bite, and said,
“No.”
“It’s because he always minded his own business.” 😂
