A blonde woman rushed into her doctor’s office, holding her stomach in pain.
The doctor took one look and gasped.
“Good heavens! You’ve got a nasty burn on your stomach!”
“How on earth did that happen?”
The blonde looked embarrassed.
“Well… I did it myself.”
The doctor blinked.
“You… did WHAT?”
She nodded.
“I held a lighter against my stomach.”
The doctor nearly fell out of his chair.
“Why in the world would you do something like that?!”
The blonde smiled proudly, as if she’d discovered a revolutionary fitness hack.
“I was trying to lose weight.”
The doctor looked completely confused.
“And how exactly was that supposed to work?”
She shrugged and replied,
“I figured the quickest way to burn calories…”
“…was to literally burn them!” 😂🔥
