At his 90th birthday party, everyone wanted to know the old man’s secret to staying so healthy.
One guest finally asked,
“Sir, what’s your secret? You’re 90 years old and still look incredibly fit!”
The old man smiled proudly.
“I’ll tell you. I’ve been married for 65 years.”
“When my wife and I got married, we made one simple rule: whenever we have an argument, whoever loses has to walk five kilometers.”
Everyone nodded in admiration.
“So you’ve been walking five kilometers every day for 65 years?”
The old man sighed.
“Exactly.”
Another guest looked confused.
“But wait… your wife looks incredibly healthy too. What’s HER secret?”
The old man leaned closer and whispered,
“That’s the part I haven’t told you.”
“She’s been following me for 65 years…”
“…just to make sure I actually finish the five kilometers!”
The entire room burst out laughing.
At that point, everyone realized the secret to a long marriage wasn’t exercise…
It was excellent supervision.
