I was chatting with a stunning girl at a bar and asked, “Can I buy you a drink?”
She eyed me up and down. “Do you have a girlfriend? Guys like you always have girlfriends.”
“No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago,” I assured her.
“Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that,” she smiled. “Go on then, I’ll have a glass of white wine.”
A few drinks and a passionate night later, we were back at her place. As I was pulling my pants back on, she looked at me admiringly and said, “You’re handsome, sweet, and amazing in bed. Why on earth did you two break up?”
I zipped up my jacket and said, “My wife found out.”
