She Was Determined to Get Fit Again… But Things Didn’t Go as Planned
An elderly woman decided it was finally time to get herself back into shape.
She searched around town until she found what everyone said was the best aerobics class for seniors.
Determined to make a good impression, she bought a brand-new leotard, matching leggings, and a colorful headband.
The next morning, she arrived at the gym full of enthusiasm.
She spent an entire hour stretching, twisting, tugging, pulling, and sweating like she’d never worked so hard in her life.
Unfortunately…
by the time she finally got her leotard on,
the class was over.
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked:
“How long before I can get a haircut?”.
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said:
“About 2 hours.” The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked:
“How long before I can get a haircut?”.
The barber looked around at the shop and said:
“About 3 hours.” The guy left.
A week later the same elderly guy stuck his head in the shop and asked:
“How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop and said: “About an hour only.”
The old guy left.
The barber turned to a friend and said:
“Hey, Bill, do me a favour.
Follow that old guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back”.
A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked: “So where does that guy go when he leaves?”
Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said:
“To your wife!
