First Day Honeymoon….?
On the first day of their Honeymoon, the very naive blonde virgin bride slipped into a s3xy but sweet nightie and,
with great anticipation, crawled into bed, only to find that her new Christian husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ to her, he replied, “Because it’s Lent.”
Almost in tears, she remarked,
“Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard!
To whom did you lend it, and for how long?”
Three ducks walk into a bar…
“Say, what’s your name?”, the bartender asks the first duck.
“Huey.” was the reply.
“How’s your day been, Huey?”
“Great. Lovely day. Have a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?”, said Huey.
“Oh, that’s nice.”, said the bartender.
He turned to the second duck.
“Hi, and what’s your name.”
“Dewey.” came the answer from duck number two.
“So, How’s your day been, Dewey?”
“Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?”
The bartender turned to the third duck and said,
“So, you must be Louie?”
“No.”, she said, batting her eyelashes.
“My name is Puddles.”
