Kid goes into funeral business
A kid from Pennsylvania’s gone to Chicago to study the funeral business with Frank E. Campbell, the world’s most renowned mortician, and he calls home.
He says, “Pop, you wouldn’t believe how exciting it is working with Frank E. Campbell. It’s unbelievable.”
His father says, “Come on. How could undertaking ever be exciting?”
The kid says, “Well, last night we were at the funeral parlor when we got a call from the Lincoln Park Hotel. It seemed a couple had b*th d*ed while they were m*king l*ve.
“Frank E. Campbell put on his tuxedo and his white gloves, grabbed his cane with the gold tip, and off we went to the hotel. We went up in the elevator and down the hall to the room. Frank E. Campbell reached out with his gloved hand, turned the doorknob and then pushed open the door with his cane with the gold tip.
“We walked in, and there they were, n*ked .. and the guy had a h*ge *r*ction ..
With ultimate style, Frank E. Campbell walked over, raised his cane with the gold tip and whacked! it.”
His father says, “What’s so exciting about that?”
The kid says, “That’s when it started, Pop. We were in the wrong room.”
