He Woke Up and Finally Realized Something About His Wife…
A man lies in a coma for weeks after a car accident.
When he finally wakes up, he sees his wife watching over him by the bed!
Matt beckons her over and takes her hand!
“You know,” he says, “you have always stood by me.”
When I lost my job, you didn’t leave me and stayed by my side. When I became self-employed and went bankrupt, you were there for me and didn’t abandon me!
Finally, when our house burned down and we lost everything, you never left my side!
And now I wake up after the accident and the first thing I see is you, watching over me. Do you know what I think?
His wife shakes her head, tears of emotion in her eyes: “No, what do you think?”
“I think you sl*t are bringing me bad luck!”
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Mrs. Meier meets Mrs. Schulze in front of the apartment building.
“Tell me, Mrs. Schulze, how do you do it? Every time you do a big load of laundry, the sun shines.”
“Oh, you know, Mrs. Meier, it’s simple. Every time I intend to do a big load of laundry, I go to my husband’s bed in the morning, throw back the covers, and look. If he’s lying on the left, I know it’s going to rain; if he’s lying on the right, then the sun is shining.”
“And what do they do when he stands up?”
“Then I’m not so stupid as to do a big load of laundry!”
