One of the first graders had big problems with the teacher.
The teacher asked, “Johnny, what’s your problem?”
Johnny stated, “I’m too smart for first grade.”
“My sister, who is in third grade, is less intelligent than me. I think I’m in the wrong class.”
The instructor went too far.
Johnny visited the principal with her.
While Johnny waited in the hallway outside, the teacher informed the principal of the situation.
The boy would take a test, the headmaster informed the instructor, and if he didn’t do well, he would be sent back to first grade to learn appropriate behavior.
The professor agreed.
Johnny decided to take part in the test after being brought in and informed of its specifications.
“What is 3 x 3?” you ask the student.
Johnny: “9”
The teacher asked again, “How much is 6 x 6?”
Johnny: “36”
The students were tested on everything the principal thought a third-grader should know.
After glancing at the teacher, the principal declares,
“I think Johnny can go to third grade.”
“Can I ask him a few questions?” the teacher asks from the school principal.
The director and Johnny have the same opinion.
Instructor: “What does a cow have four of and I only have two?”
After a short pause, Johnny says, “Legs.”
“What do you have in your pants and I don’t?” continued the teacher.
The teacher’s eyes widened noticeably, but Johnny replied, “Pockets”.
“What does a dog do when a person steps on it?” continued the lecturer.
Johnny: “Pants”
What has the letters F and K in it and means great excitement, asked the teacher the next question.
Johnny says, “Fire truck.”
“Put Johnny in fifth grade,” the principal told the instructor, “I missed the last four questions myself.”
