A 65-year-old man was admitted to the hospital and had one unusual request for his doctor.
“Doc, I’m happy to pay extra… but I need one special favor.”
The doctor smiled. “What is it?”
“Please make sure my nurse is absolutely beautiful.”
The doctor looked puzzled. “Sir, at your age, I think your health should be your biggest concern.”
The old man burst out laughing. “Doc, you’ve got it all wrong!”
The doctor folded his arms. “Then why does it matter?”
The old man grinned and said, “Because I have two grown sons who never seem to have time to visit me.”
The doctor nodded. “Go on…”
“If my nurse is gorgeous,” the old man said with a wink, “those two knuckleheads will suddenly show up twice a day just to ‘check on Dad!'”
The doctor couldn’t help but laugh.
“Now that’s what I call a family visitation plan!”
