An old man bought a well from a smart aleck.
The next day while on his way to the market he met the smart aleck who told him,
“I have sold the well to you but not the water. If you use the water you will have to pay for it.”
The old man stared at him for a moment.
Then he replied,
“I was in fact planning to come to your place and ask you to empty the water. If you don’t, you will have to pay the rent for storing it in my well.”
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The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica, “What part of the human body increases to ten times its normal size when excited?”
“That’s disgusting!” Jessica responds. “I don’t have to answer that question!”
So the teacher asks Jamie, who responds: “That’s easy… the pupil of the eye.”
“That’s correct, Jamie. Very good!” The teacher says.
Then turning to Jessica, she announces: “I have three things to say to you, young lady… First, you didn’t do your homework; second, you have a dirty mind; and third, you’re in for a big disappointment!”
