A taxi driver was finally heading home after an exhausting late-night shift.
As he drove through the city, he spotted a man stumbling down the sidewalk so drunk he could barely stand upright.
The driver sighed and pulled over.
“Can’t just leave the poor guy out here alone,” he muttered.
He helped the drunk man into the passenger seat, asked for his address, and started driving him home.
Within seconds, the guy was completely passed out.
A few blocks later, the taxi driver noticed an attractive young woman standing on the corner trying to flag down a ride.
Feeling a little lucky for once, he stopped and asked if she needed a lift.
She smiled and climbed into the back seat.
As the driver checked the mirror, he suddenly realized the woman’s short skirt had ridden up quite a bit.
The driver smirked to himself.
Then he looked over at the unconscious drunk guy beside him and thought:
“Well… it’d be a shame for this poor bastard to miss the best thing he’s seen all year.”
So he gently elbowed the sleeping passenger.
“Hey buddy… wake up,” he whispered.
“Look in the mirror… trust me, just look in the mirror.”
The drunk man slowly opened one eye.
Still completely dazed, he stared into the rearview mirror for several long seconds.
Suddenly, his eyes went wide in horror.
“GOOD LORD!” he yelled.
“I LOOK LIKE A PUSSY!”
