A nun was on her way to a charity event…
A nun was on her way to a charity event when a sudden downpour soaked her from head to toe. Looking for shelter, she hurried into the nearest building.
Unfortunately, it was a crowded tavern hosting a Halloween costume party.
Everyone assumed she was just another guest in costume.
As she waited at the bar to call a taxi, a very drunk cowboy staggered over, looked her up and down, and shouted to the room,
“Hey everyone! Look at this lady! Her nun costume is so realistic, she even smells like incense and old church basements!”
The crowd laughed.
The nun smiled politely and replied,
“Sir, I am not wearing a costume. I am a bride of Christ.”
The smile vanished from his face.
He slowly set his whiskey on the bar, turned to the bartender, and said,
“Water… right now.”
The bartender frowned.
“Why the sudden change?”
The cowboy whispered,
“I didn’t know the Groom was attending this party, and I hear He has a terrible temper!”
