A man meets a beautiful woman and decides to marry her immediately.
She protests: “But we don’t really know each other.” “That’s true,” he says, “but we’ll get to know each other better over time. And if necessary, we can always get divorced.”
The woman agrees, and so the two go straight to the nearest registry office and get married. Shortly afterwards, they drive directly to the airport and fly to a luxurious holiday resort for their honeymoon.
One morning, the newlyweds were relaxing by the pool when the man got up, climbed the 10-meter diving platform, performed a clean double forward somersault with a twist, and entered the water at the perfect angle without disturbing it. After a few more demonstrations of his skills, he returned to his wife and lay down, exhausted, on his towel.
“That was incredible!” the woman exclaimed. “I was an Olympic diver for a long time,” the man said proudly. “See, I told you we’d get to know each other even better.”
The woman stands up, jumps into the pool, and swims several laps. She swims so fast that the water in the pool bubbles like a whirlpool. After swimming thirty laps in just a few minutes, she gets out of the water and lies down – barely out of breath – on her towel.
“That was incredible!” the man said. “Were you an Olympic swimmer?” “No,” she said. “I was a pr0st*tute in Venice and worked on both sides of the canal.”
