A lady gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.

She rushes upstairs to find her husband na.ked on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What’s up?” she asks.

“I’m having a heart attack,” cries the husband.

The lady rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she’s dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says,

“Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Susan is hiding in your closet, and she’s got no cl0thes on!”

The lady slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, right past her husband, and rips open the closet door.

Sure enough, there is her sister, totally n*ked and cowering on the closet floor.

“You rotten bit*h she screams, “My husband’s having a heart attack, and you’re running around n*ked, scaring the F**kin*