A husband and wife went to the clinic for the husband’s annual check-up.
After a series of tests, the doctor called the wife into his private office alone.
The doctor looked very grave and said, “Ma’am, your husband is suffering from a severe, stress-related disorder. If you don’t follow my instructions exactly, he will surely d*e within a month.”
The terrified wife gasped, “Oh my goodness, doctor! What do I need to do?!”
The doctor explained, “Every morning, you must wake up early and cook him a warm, delicious breakfast. Throughout the day, you must be extremely sweet, never argue with him, and cater to his every desire. When he comes home from work, make him a gourmet dinner, let him relax, and do not make him do any chores around the house. Most importantly, you must completely satisfy his intimate needs in the bedroom whenever he asks.”
The wife nodded slowly, looking pale. She walked back out to the waiting room where her anxious husband was waiting.
The husband jumped up and asked, “Honey! What did the doctor say? Is it bad? Am I going to be okay?!”
The wife looked deep into his eyes, sighed heavily, and said, “The doctor said there is no hope. You’re going to d*e in a month.”
