A bald eagle decides to stop by a small lake to get a drink.
As he’s drinking another bald eagle lands next to him.
He looks at the eagle and notices a tulip, a rose, and a rabbit’s foot on top of his head.
“What’s with the stuff on your head?”, the eagle asks.
“Oh this?”, he points to his head with his wing,
“I’m trying hare in plants.”
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
“I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
“I mean…” she whispers, “I would do…anything.”
He returns her gaze: “Anything?”
“Anything.” She said
His voice softens: “Anything??”
“Absolutely anything.”
His voice turns to a whisper: “Would you…study?”
