A 3rd-grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils answer by reciting a short poem.
The first kid who sat in the first row was a teacher’s pet.
He stood and said, “My name is Dan, and when I become a man, I would like to go to Japan if I can, and I think I can.”
The next kid was a little girl who sat in the middle of the room.
She stood up and answered the roll call by stating, “My name is Suzy, and when I become a lady I would like to have a baby … if I can, and I think I can.”
The next on the list was Little Johnny, a smart guy sitting in the back of the room.
He stood up and said, “My name is Johnny, and I don’t give about Japan but I would like to help Suzy in her plan if I can … and I think can!”
When an elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership, they found that the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful Lady.
“I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised the $75, 000 asking price,” said the old man.
“Yet I just heard you close the deal for $65,000 to that lovely young lady over there. You insisted there could be no discounts on this model,”
The grinning salesman replied: “Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and just look at her. How could I resist?”.
Just then the young woman approached the old folks and handed them the keys.
“There you go,” she said.
“I told you I could get this joker to drop the price.”
“See you later, grandpa.”
Goes to show….
Moral: Never mess with the elderly!
