A man was walking down the country when he came across a sign that said ‘Talking Horse For Sale.’
Intrigued he goes over to the stable to check out for himself and goes over to the horse and asks “So, what have you done in your life.”
The horse says
“Oh, I’ve lived a full life. Born in the Andes where I helped farm an entire village.
Years later, I joined the mounted police force in New York and helped in keeping the city safe and clean.
Now, retired, I spend my days volunteering in charities and give free rides to the underprivileged children in the country.”
The man is amazed on hearing from the horse and says to the owner
“Why on earth are you selling such an amazing horse?”
The owner says
“Because he’s a liar. He’s never done anything of what he said.”
The Horse That Helped The Chicken.
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.
The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.
He calls the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found.
So he drives the farmer’s Porsche back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.
He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!
A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole.
The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.
The horse said, ‘I think I can stand over the hole!’
So he stretched over the width of the hole and said,
‘Grab for my thingy and pull yourself up.’ And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don’t need a Porsche to pick up chicks!
