A coffin maker was on his way to deliver a brand-new coffin.
Halfway there…
His truck broke down.
Not wanting to disappoint his customer, he hoisted the coffin onto his shoulders and started walking down the road.
A few minutes later, a police patrol pulled up beside him.
One officer rolled down the window and asked,
“Sir… where are you taking that coffin?”
Another officer added,
“Do you have any delivery papers or a receipt?”
The man didn’t miss a beat.
He smiled and calmly replied,
“Actually…”
“I wasn’t happy with the place they buried me…”
“…so I decided to move.”
For a long, awkward second…
The officers just stared at him.
Then, without another word…
They jumped back into the patrol car and drove away as fast as they could. 😂⚰️🏃
