Boudreaux’s Last Good Deed Came a Little Too Late
Boudreaux is at the Pearly Gates waiting to get in, while St.
Peter is leafing through his big book, looking for information about Boudreaux. St Peter tells him, “You know, Boudreaux, I really don’t see anything special about you, but I tell you what. If you can tell me about one good thing you’ve done in you life, I’ll let you in.”
Boudreaux thinks for a minute, and tells St Peter, “Well, dere was dis one time I was driving down da levee in my pickumup truck, an’ I spotted dis Hell’s Angels motorcycle gang giving a young girl a really bad time. Dere was about 50 or 40 of dem, an’ sure enough, dey was ass@ul-ting her and having d*ir way w*t her. I stopped, an’ jumped out of my truck wit a tire iron, walked up to da biggest one in da gang and proceeded to beat him wit da tire iron. I told da rest of dem if dey didn’t leave dat poor little girl alone, I was gonna wup up on all of dem. Well dey made dis big circle around me, an’ …….”
St. Peter stopped him saying, “Boudreaux, I’m really impressed, but I don’t see any mention of that in my book. How long ago did all this happen?”
Boudreaux looks at his watch and tells St. Peter, “Oh, about ten minutes ago!”
