He sh0cked his wife by saying he’d rather be with a 23-year-old.
After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,
“Fifty years ago, we had a cheap house, a junky car, slept on a sofabed, and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV. But hey, I got to sleep every night with a hottie, a 23-year-old girl.
Now… I have a $750,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a large-screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.
So I said to my wife, ‘It seems to me that you’re not holding up your end of the deal.'”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She calmly replied,
“Go ahead, find yourself a hot 23-year-old girl, and I’ll make sure you’re back in a cheap house, driving a junky car, sleeping on a sofabed, and watching a 10-inch black-and-white TV.”
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.
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Three old men are sitting around discussing their love lives.
The first man says, “Last week, my wife and I had incredible l0vem@king. I rubbed her body with oil, we m@de p@ssion@te l0ve, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end.”
The second man smirks and says, “That’s nothing. Last week, I rubbed my wife all over with butter. We made p@ssion@te l0ve, and she screamed for 15 minutes!”
The third man chuckles and says, “Well, last week, I rubbed my wife all over with chicken fat. We m@de l0ve, and she screamed for 6 hours.”
The other two are shocked. “Six hours? How did you manage that?”
The third man grins and says, “I wiped my hands on the drapes.”
