A prestigious beauty pageant was thrown into utter chaos backstage, prompting the frantic female organizer to dial emergency services.
As soon as a patrol car arrived, she ran out to greet the two male police officers. “Please, you must come quickly!” she gasped in absolute horror. “We just discovered a small peep-hole drilled directly into the contestants’ changing room! Some sick pervert has been spying on the ladies while they undress!”
“Calm down, ma’am,” the first officer said reassuringly, adjusting his uniform. “We will track down this suspect immediately. Please tell all the gorgeous contestants to go back to their regular routines. There is absolutely nothing for them to worry about anymore.”
The organizer smiled, breathing a massive sigh of relief. Then she paused, looked back at the building, and asked, “And what about the actual hole in the wall?”
The second police officer cracked a grin, stepped past her, and replied:
“Rest assured, ma’am… we’ll be looking into it right away.”
