He Followed His Mom’s Instructions Exactly! 😂
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scr@tching his cr0tch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.
He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been c*rcumc*sed and was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office.
He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did this and returned to class.
Suddenly there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his p*nis hanging out.
“I thought I told you to call your Mum!” she said.
“I did,” he said, “and she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she’d come and pick me up from school”.
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All you can drink for a dime
A kid sets up a lemonade stand in front of his house, with a sign that says, “All you can drink for a dime.”
Before too long, a man happens by, sees the sign, and thinks it’s a good deal. He gives the kid a dime and the kid hands him a cup.
The man tosses it back and says, “Hey, that was pretty good. I’ll have another.”
The kid says, “That’ll be another dime.”
“Now wait a minute,” says the man, “your sign says ‘all I can drink for a dime.’”
“But you just had a cup, didn’t you?” asked the kid.
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“Yeah.”
“Well, that’s all you can drink for a dime.”
