A hospital admitted a very unusual emergency case one night.
The patient was a middle-aged man covered in br*ises and bandages from head to toe.
After the doctors treated him and he slowly regained consciousness, one of the doctors asked:
“So… do you remember what happened to you?”
The man let out a painful sigh.
“Doctor… it all started with one question from my wife.”
“What question?”
“She asked me:
‘Answer honestly… between a woman who is beautiful and a woman who is intelligent… which one would you choose?’”
The doctor chuckled.
“Oof… d*ng*rous question. So what did you say?”
The man winced in p*in and replied:
“I told her:
‘I don’t like women like that… I only like you.’”
The doctor nodded slowly.
“That actually sounds pretty smooth.”
The man stared at the ceiling for a moment and sighed.
“Yeah… she loved the answer at first…”
Then he added quietly:
“But after thinking about it for 24 hours… I ended up like this.” 😭
