A man was driving his motor caravan when he saw the flash of a traffic camera.
He figured that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knew that he was not speeding…
Just to be sure, he went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed.
Now he began to think that this was quite funny, so he drove even slower as he passed the area again, but the traffic camera again flashed.
He tried a fourth time with the same result.
He did this a fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed as he rolled past, this time at a snail’s pace…
Two weeks later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt!
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A man is driving his five-year-old son to school for his first day.
Suddenly the boy shouts out,
“Daddy! Daddy! Look at those moo moo cows in that field.”
His father says, “Hang on, you’re a big boy now, you must use adult names. It’s a cow, not a moo moo cow.”
The boy is quiet for a while then suddenly shouts out,
“Daddy! Daddy! Look at those baah baah lambs in that field.”
“I’ve told you” the father replies.
“You’re a big boy now, you must use the adult names. It’s a lamb not a baah baah lamb.”
He drops the boy off at school and returns later to take him home.
“How did your first day go, son?” he asked.
“What did you do?”
“We did some sums and we all read a story,” he replied.
“Oh,” said his father.
“What was the story called?”
The little boy puffed his chest out and replied proudly,
“Winnie the Shit!”
