A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.
The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?”
“Ten,” she replied.
“What are their names?” he asked.
“LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy,” she answered.
“They’re all named LeRoy?” he asked “What if you want them to come in from playing outside?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” she said.
“I just call ‘LeRoy,’ and they all come running in.”
“And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?”
“I just say, ‘LeRoy, come eat your dinner’,” she answered.
“But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?” he asked.
“Oh, that’s easy,” she said. “I just use their last name!”
On reaching his plane seat,
A man is surprised to see a parrot seated next to him.
He asks the stewardess for a coffee, then the parrot squawks
“And get me a whisky, you cow!”
The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot but forgets the man’s coffee.
When the man points it out to her, the parrot drains its glass and bawls
“And get me another whisky, you id!to.”
Upset, the stewardess comes back with another whisky – but still no coffee.
By now in desperate need for his coffee, the man tries the parrot’s style,
“I’ve asked you twice for a coffee, go get it now, you m0ron.”
Before they know it, two burly flight stewards storm down the aisle, grab the parrot and the man, yank them out of their seats, and throw them out of the emergency exit.
Plunging downwards the parrot turns to the man and says
“For someone who can’t fly, you sure complain too much!”
