One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.”
It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York.
So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house coat and went looking for him.
When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, they arrested her on the spot.
As she said very honestly,
“She was looking for LOVE.”
This is too funny!
A crowded United Airlines flight was cancelled.
A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers.
Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk front.
He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS.”
The agent replied, “I am sorry, sir. I’ll be happy to try to help you, but I’ve got to help these folks first, and I’m sure we’ll be able to work something out.”
The passenger was unimpressed.
He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, “DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?”
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: “May I have your attention, please,” she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
“We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.”
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore “F*** you!”
Without flinching, she smiled and said, “I’m sorry, sir, but you’ll have to get in line for that, too.”
