Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce. You know Goldilocks and the 3 bears?
Well mama bear and papa bear are getting a divorce.
In court they bring in baby bear. The judge puts baby bear on the stand and asks him who he’d like to live with?
Well not papa bear he beats me,” says baby bear.
“So mama bear?”asks the Judge.
“Oh no she beats me even worse than papa bear,” says baby bear.
“So who would you like to live with?” the Judge asks curiously.
“My grandma bear in Chicago.” says baby bear.
“Your grandma bear doesn’t beat you?” asks the Judge?
“Oh no the Chicago Bears don’t beat anyone.
An old lady was stopped and pulled into a parking space. A young man in his new red Mercedes immediately went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.
So upset was the little old lady that she went up to the man and said,
“I was going to park there!”
The man was a real smart alec and he said,
“That’s what you can do when you’re young and bright.”
Well, this really upset the lady even more.
Therefore she got in her car and backed it up and she then stomped on the gas and ploughed straight into his Mercedes.
“What did you do that for?”, the young man ran back to his car and asked.
The little old lady just smiled and told him,
“That’s what you can do when you’re old and rich!”
