A soldier was stationed abroad and received a ‘Dear John’ letter from his girlfriend back home. It read,
Dear Harry, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great.
I must admit that I have cheated twice since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you.
Love, Kim.
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girIfriends, aunts, cousins, etc.
In addition to the picture of Kim, Harry included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected. There were 43 photos in the enveIope along with a note that read,
Dear Kim, I’m so sorry but I can’t remember who you are.
PIease take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care, Harry.
When a professor is sent to live with a primitive African tribe, he spends years teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the tribe’s chief’s wife gives birth to a white child. This shocked the tribe , and the chief pulls the professor aside and says,
“Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!”
The professor replied,
“No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Sometimes, things like this just happen.”
Having been silent for a moment, the chief said,
“Tell you what. You don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more about that white child.”
